New StartUp Makes Pizza Box That Turns Into Plates and Storage Device
ecoincorporated.com
ecoincorporated.com
Capitalism is earth shattering -- new and improved pizza boxes are one (appreciated) cog in the machine.
Imagine explaining this to a bewildered medieval peasant:
"What manner of device is this?"
"Oh, its a pizza box."
"Pizza?"
"Hot bread with cheese on it delivered directly to your door by servants."
"So you are a noble?!"
"No, I work at a bookstore. You look surprised."
"A STORE IN WHICH YOU CAN BUY BOOKS?! But they're priceless! And you have enough people who can read them!"
"Everybody reads these days. So yeah, this pizza box is special -- it folds neatly to fit in the trash."
"Trash?"
"Sigh This bin over here. For disposal of refuse!"
"My goodness there is a lot of it!"
"That's because I can afford food every day."
"But isn't it heavy when you have to carry it to the midden heap?"
"Midden heap? Oh, you mean landfill. People do that for me."
"Again with the servants!"
If anything this is a good example of patent laws gone wrong. It has little to do with protecting and rewarding innovation, only protecting and rewarding corporations and other well healed individuals with patent lawyers.
If somebody would buy it, then this scrappy little startup has a chance.
I'm not sure I agree with your first principle here though. The interesting thing about this box is that it has utility. Beyond being a "greener" option (I quote that because having your pizza delivered and then worrying about the environmental cost of paper plates seems to be like cutting off your toes and then worrying if you need to buy smaller shoes) it obviates the necessity of paper plates. And simply perforating a box may add very, very little extra cost.
I would buy the pizza box because it does exactly that. It helps humanity. If you think about it, the box prob only costs another 5 cents to make.
They should make a quick video demonstrating the "transition" of pizza box to plates and storage container. Would help people visualize it better.
Nobody on the program invested IIRC.
"The ‘Green Box’ patent was issued in May of 2006. In addition, environmentally conscious organization, Inc. currently has two (2) outstanding patent applications to cover any possible work around of this design."
Hopefully delivery places start ordering these quickly!
You might be able to build a market out of eco-guilt in the bay area, maybe.