I think we can learn many lessons from the recent SNAFUs before going all wild on auto-patching.
One lesson for example is that you shouldn't compile into the kernel modules that only about 0.00001% of all Linux installations out there are ever going to use.
Another lesson is that even if the modules are compiled, but not into the kernel, they should probably be blacklisted (preventing them from loading) by default and only removed from the blacklist by people who really know they'll need these rarely used modules.
We're way past the "but it needs to work on all cases": we're now into the "users installing our distro are getting hacked left and right" territory.
In any case I think many things can be done before Linux distros reproduce the "security" practices of the NPM ecosystem.