> Sadly, the RDS kernel module this requires is only default on Arch Linux among the common distributions we tested.
Sir, what do you mean by "Sadly"? I know your write-ups are mostly for marketing, but please don't expose your malicious intent so early.
The latest page cache-related LPE, even though it's not Thursday night (here). EL9 kernels don't have the modules enabled, and the PoC doesn't build on Debian 13 or Ubuntu 24.04, whether or not that means they're safe.
An "abundance" of software vulnerabilities is what we are getting.