Elephants Still Don't Play Chess

The real question. How is Chewbacca (wookies rip your arms out of their sockets when they lose) not a rook? Shouldn't knights be... hmmm I don't know, jedi knights like Skywalker, Obi-wan, etc.?

And yes, more related to the article: actuators that can manipulate the world are why it can be interesting to give LLMs access to a domain of commands that map to actions within the world (even a virtual world model for example).