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In that case, you will probably also be happy to learn about:

This is the best thing, thank you.

We have a mountain here called Bod an Deamhain meaning the Demon's D*ck. It has been anglicised into something more polite.

If you want something more bleak, there are also islands called Disappointment and Desolation.

I'm sure you'll be happy to learn that access to Inaccessible Island must be granted by the local government office.

Definitely on the short list of locations to build my Bond villain lair.