No need!
Besides, my biggest gripe is with point 2. Had it been just point 1, it could have been seen as just a tongue-in-cheek comment.
Still, if the lack of something of note was the main issue, just say that. Nitpicks like these are only informative to people who doesn't know how computers work. They can serve as fun tongue-in-cheeks, but that was seemingly not the intention here.
As it stands, in my eyes, this just a small fun project. How is the title even controversial? Because it has "Rust?"