Hey Meta Employees,
Instead of signing petitions to enact change, which obviously won't happen because you're under a dictatorship, erode the company from the inside out.
Your platforms are already enshittified, enshittify your workplace, make a game out of making your workplace America's #1 toxic workspace. Quiet Quit, Gaslight your superiors, have AI write all your code & workplace communications, hit accept on all, while sludging up communications & the codebase. Make everything harder to do work while claiming all the productivity gains.
You'll be doing humanity a service.