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I can't believe we're so beyond parody at this point. Also, instant game over from trying to hold Melania's hand lol

Idiocracy was supposed to be a warning, the GOP took it as an instruction manual.

It’s the easiest way to make money!

Try again, fighting the Pope is worth it.

Wait, I thought the game just loops and you're stuck getting lube.

You get lube the first time, then collect TP (and fight the pope to get one oll of TP). Then back to lube, but slightly different. I stopped there.