I hope this article is sarcasm. (I am not sure; maybe because I'm not a native speaker)
It is sarcasm, yes.
The post is funny, but is there really that much agitation in the PHP community to rewrite tech stacks in PHP? I'm genuinely curious about why someone would think that's a good idea - is it just NIH run amok?
The writing style was rather annoying and detracted from the overall message.