They should just mandate 1 spouse should stay at home (working remotely or not working) or you must hire a full-time nanny. I'm only half joking. If your kid has enough unsupervised time to be watching porn on a regular basis, wtf is going on?
And no, this money couldn't be used to improve the life of families.
Showers will nanny, sleeping with the parent. What next?
But I applaud your only mildly extreme idea, builds on the insanity of these lying tools well.