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Millions of peaches, peaches for m̶e̶ no-one -> https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man.

Probably the factory shouldn’t have been downtown, it should have been closer to the farms to minimize transport costs.

In a factory downtown.

I see your hand and raise you.

Weird Al's straight cover. Al should just do an album like that, would be kinda neat.

You neglected to mention the presence of Chris Ballew...

Also known as Caspar Babypants, the patron saint of children's music!

Why ruin the surprise ;)