"And it confessed in writing" - no, it created probabilistically token after token based on the context without any other access to what happened.
LLMs can't explain themselves in the manner relevant here, much less confess.
Not picking on you specifically, but in general the comments here have me wondering if AI has stolen our basic reading comprehension, or if we were always this bad.
Anyway, take “LLM user had delete permission” off your list and add “deleting the production db also deletes all the backups” to the list.
In D&D 3.5 edition, there was a rule about how you could "take 20" on a d20 roll to get a guaranteed 20 by taking 20 times as long in-game to perform the action, but only if it was a check that didn't have consequences for failure, since it was essentially a shortcut to skip the RNG of rolling until you rolled a 20. Maybe framing it like this might make sense to people a bit more, but if not, I'll at least have more fun making my case.