If this is parody, it's kind of funny. It would be much better without the impression that you're sniping. Are you jealous? Have a personal grudge? An unhappy customer? If I knew for certain you were none of these things, I'd upvote you, but for now I think the decent thing to do is find out what motivates you.
I like it too. I did not make it. Just stumbled upon it and thought to share since it makes to some extents use of nice subtle irony.