As I understand it, one thing the tutorial didn't go into, which I think is an important subtlety, is that it's not enough to have an implementation of "bind" to have a monad interface. You also need an implementation of "return : a -> m a" (i.e. a way of making sources of 'a's when given an 'a'), AND a proof that these implementations together satisfy the monad laws (i.e. that they "play nicely" together).
Without all three components, you can have something that "looks like" a monad, in that it has definitions for "bind" and "return", but isn't actually one, because those particular definitions don't also satisfy the monad laws.
Plus it's rather like giving out criteria for how the frosting on the cake will be judged when most of the contestants are submitting piles of slightly dampened raw flour with an egg cracked over it and being offended when you won't agree that's a "cake".
I don't quite follow why you're making a distinction for non-lazy languages?
If you want to actually use any generic monad combinators with your monad interface, and expect it to behave sensibly, then the laws had better be satisfied!
But yeah... Nice article, and I really liked your "Noun / Adjective" distinction.
In Python, if I write an iterator on something pretending to be a list, and when it sees strings it doesn't just return an uppercased string but actually modifies the contents of the list to be uppercased, that's stupid, but at least since it's a strict language that isn't interleaved with IO and all the other stuff flying around in Haskell it will be consistently stupid. It isn't going to blow up or behave differently if I accidentally flip an "a + b" into a "b + a" somewhere.
It's bad, but Haskell has a whole different level of bad if you screw with it and don't play within the sandbox.
There is a definite "I'm being more pragmatic here than the average Haskell programmer" effect going on here. I... how to put this... "won't blink" is too strong, but... if I need to violate a law, if I need to write something like the stupid iterator above, I am in fact willing to. I have the decency to feel bad about it, and there will be extensive and probably bitingly sarcastic comments attached to it, but I'll do it. (Generally only when I don't control one end of the source code, though. If I have full control I never do anything that stupid.) But in Haskell it's a particularly bad idea, mostly because of the laziness and its interaction with other things.
And, heh, in a world where the struggle to explain what monads even are to people, monad combinators aren't even on my horizon.
Aren't they now though? Like option is everywhere lately
If that sounds like gibberish it's because you don't have the right definitions loaded into your head. You can read the article I linked to fix that.
In this case note that what you are calling "Option" is called "Maybe" in Haskell and also in that article. There is an entire subsection explaining why using Maybe/Option as a lens to understand "monad" is a bad idea because by monad standards, it's degenerate, and degenerate instances of an interface make for bad examples. Just as if you're going to explain "iterator" to someone, starting out with "the iterator that returns nothing" isn't really a good idea, because it's not good to try to explain a concept with something that right out of the gate in some sense denies everything about that concept.
It's a common mistake. There's also some people who think that by adding flatmap to their list/array data type they've "implemented monads". No, they've just implemented flatmap on their list/array; they don't "support monads" by doing that. There are plenty of monad implementations that can't be understand as "flatmap", such as STM. ("flatmap" completely fails to capture the idea that a monad implementation may carry around additional data not visible from the level you're using the implementation on. That's one of the main reasons my example is structured the way it is in the article.) "flatmap" isn't "monad" in exactly the same way that "walk the next item in the array" isn't "iterator", or even more simply, "red" isn't the same as "color". Flatmap is an implementation of monad, walk the next item in the array is an implementation of iterator, red is an implementation of color.