Seems a bit similar to 'Why I prefer Scheme to Haskell' (<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3816385>, 2012). Seems a bit plagiarized, but that may just be a coincidence.
The number of both nearly and exactly identical phrasing makes it feel like someone told an LLM to slightly rephrase that older article.
I didn’t even know the internet was sick.