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Seems appropriate as it's about as much effort as you put into forming your worldview.

HN Rule Number 1 (and Life): "Attack ideas, not people".

And it's my worldview needing refinement?

If you think your response was an attack on ideas, most definitely, in addition to correcting your juvenile conception of history.

I don't know what to say to you beyond calling out your bad faith, then; even if it's unlikely to register.

I wish you luck.