Just read the title and thought "Not now Cthulu, we've got enough going on"
i don't presume to know whether Cthulhu is the hero we need or the hero we deserve.
Does the study mention if all their dogs are accounted for and acting normally?
it was always burning since the world was turning
Not really something I’d want to try out in practice, seems like a fire in a nuclear reactor under the ocean, where the source of the fire explodes on contact with water, is a less-than-ideal situation.
Not a bad metaphor for the times, though.