Jesus, can’t anyone write their own fucking short blog post anymore??
Easiest tell
That structure is common. "Not X, but Y" plus "Rule of three." It's not that humans don't ever use that structure, but it's rare outside of LLM output.
Any single data point doesn't mean it was LLM generated, but they add up.
There's something especially creepy about AIs talking in the second person about biological processes they don't experience.
not when money is involved