You just angered a lot of cat people
Raccoons say "hold my beer"
(i don't know, but you triggered a thought!)
here's what i was thinking...presence of protein lysing enzymes in sweat as a protective mechanism.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S187439191...
So you aren't entirely wrong, but rest assured that we were agonizingly aware of the ways in which he was unhealthy.