> Please understand that 3 crabs is a million times better than red boat.

Swooping in to say; Squid brand fish sauce[0] for the win!

0 - https://importfood.com/products/thai-sauces-condiments/item/...

At my local Asian grocery store, Red Boat costs about four times as much as the other brands, so I'll be sticking with my old standby of "random bottle whose ingredients list contains only anchovies and salt".