If your "features" page doesn't actually contain even an iota of actual information, but does contain a copyrighted image from the Limitless TV show right next to a buy now button, you're not gonna make it. Sorry.
I mean, the OP was right, this is a totally Elon thing to do.
How about you learn how to put together a functioning website instead of trying to sell a vibe coded app that you probably don't know how it works.