Act Like a New Employee Every Day
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- Trying to get a working computer and/or network account - Being interrupted every 5 minutes for introductions - Wondering where the hell to get lunch from around here - Filling out paperwork - Reading way too many pages of HR-written 'employee handbooks' and 'acceptable use policies' - Not being given any actual work until after the first day or so, because everyone knows that the first day is a write-off.