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100% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.

This is scientifically verified and yet nobody does anything about it.

I know this is a joke, but you did it wrong. There are obviously people (like me) who have had DHMO and are not dead.

100% of the people who have died have been exposed to DHMO.

You aren't fooling anyone, you know.

> and yet nobody does anything about it

So dismissive of all the transhumanist efforts to eradicate death!

Their failure to address the presence of DMHO suggests they are not serious.

Truly, we can eliminate the null hypothesis because only ~93% of humans who have ever lived have died. [0] [1]

Over 90% of people who've ever had DHMO have died.

I like the formulatiom that 100% of the cancer tumors have DHMO and no one has done anything about it.

thousands of people die every year from DHMO toxicity, literal overdoses of DHMO, yet you can still find it in baby food and breast milk.

I was alway taught that Adolf Hitler was a prevalent user of dihydrogen monoxide and refused to give it to his captives.