Can't tow and can't carry anything, "get a van". Yeah, vans are known for their amazing tow capacity.
Also for a lot of vehicles, a GVM/GCM upgrade is needed to be able to tow certain loads.
Not defending these large american trucks. I think there are valid use cases for them (in smaller bodies), but the majority of the ones I see driving around are just for peoples pleasure and not utility.
Compare that to these pickups which have neither the power nor the grip to get out of their own way.