It would seem to me that some variety of Lisp would be the ideal candidate as a sort of runs-everywhere language, a thin portable base language that runs on top of different runtimes, offering easy integration with whichever it is running on.

Basically, something like a minimalist Clojure but not just for Java. It would be able to run atop the CLR, JavaScript or the Objective-C runtime as well. The interface with the host platform may be different, as long as the core language works everywhere. Ideally the core would be tiny.