Show HN: My portfolio as a working terminal (vanilla JavaScript, one HTML file)

Built my personal site as a browser terminal. No frameworks, no build step — just one HTML file with ~1000 lines of vanilla JS.

Has a virtual filesystem you can navigate (ls, cd projects, cat cv.pdf), easter eggs, a tour command for non-technical visitors, and tracks what commands people actually type via Umami.

The interesting part: looking at real usage data to see what commands people try has been more fun than building it. Turns out recruiters type full frustrated sentences when lost.