Vibe coding might be a positive here since there's no need to optimize for DX over perf when the clanker is the one reading/writing code.
Pascal inspired syntax
Ada inspired type system
Lisp inspired templating and Macros
Compiles to C
The language has well defined syntax, strong types, and I turned up the compiler strictness to the max, treat all warnings as errors etc. After a few hours I put the agent aside, committed to git then deleted everything and hand coded some parts from scratch.
I then compared the results. Found one or two bugs in the AI code but honestly, the rest of our differences were “maters of taste” (is a helper function actually justified here or not kind of things).