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Plot twist: the woman making the DNA collection swabs was the serial killer.

It's the perfect cover!

Someone should make a show about that… her name could be Dexterette!

Sad to see that you are downvoted. It's sad seeing that Hackernews doesn't understand Dexter memes.. (Amazing show, Highly recommended)

The Bay Harbor Butcheress[0] :)

[0]: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/butcheress (at First I made it as a joke but turns out that butcheress is a real term, indeed)

This isn’t Reddit. Awesome bacon sauce posts generally aren’t appreciated

turns out she's also calling from inside the house!

Lost Highway reference?