The widely reported "hole in the Universe" is a lie

Contrary to popular opinion, the "verbosity void" of the article is not a hopeless expanse without any useful information at all; it just has a much lower density than average.

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Anyhow it barely touched on dark matter... Like, are the voids themselves where the dark matter is, or is it spread out, um, orthogonally?

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I found the article quite interesting and informative. Your tl;dr does not accurately describe it.