I am not sure how AI agent variation of that joke would look like. Every now and then some blog posts lands on HN asking "Where are all new apps created thanks to LLM productivity boost"?. I am more surprised there are no news about some serious fuck-ups that can be traced back to LLM usage in code.
a) you can create CI/build checks that run in github and the agents will make sure pass before it merges anything
b) you can configure a review agent with any prompt you'd like to make sure any specific rules you have are followed
c) you can disable all the auto-merge settings and review all the agent code yourself if you'd like.
you've really got to be careful with absolute language like this in reference to LLMs. A review agent provides no guarantees whatsoever, just shifts the distribution of acceptable responses, hopefully in a direction the user prefers.
A software engineer takes a spec which "shifts the distribution of acceptable responses" for their output. If they're 100% accurate (snort), how good does an LLM have to be for you to accept its review as reasonable?
It's not like a human being always pushes correct code, my risk assessment for an LLM reading a small bug and just making a PR is that thinking too hard is a waste of time. My risk assessment for a human is very similar, because actually catching issues during code review is best done by tests anyways. If the tests can't tell you if your code is good or not then it really doesn't matter if it's a human or an LLM, you're mostly just guessing if things are going to work and you WILL push bad code that gets caught in prod.