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It's not a "cold, damp hole", it's called my basement, and there's also Dr. Pepper.

How many Russian deserters does it take to change a basement lightbuld?

I don't know either, must be more than 24 though because it's still dark as shit down there.

In my day, playing video games and watching anime didn't imply a network connection.

Boy, do I have news for you!

But joking apart, almost everything is connected and calling home these days...

LAN parties were popular in the late 90s

Normies used to deal in binders full of pirated music and movies. Then for a time they got into portable hard drives, but gradually this culture of media ownership was lost to the streaming services. Now your average normie doesn't know what a file is, wouldn't know where to put or what to do with a media file and only thinks of "apps".

anime?

A style of animated TV show from Japan

What's a modern war fighter do without PreCure?

You may know it as Japanimation.