We're Hiring a Biz Dev Director, But Want Someone Else to Email Us Your Resume
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I think you're going to create unneccessary confusion though with a "Director" title while stating "with a salary range of $28-32k/year and uncapped commission." Even at a startup a Director level Sales/BD person would be around 100/100 for an OTE of $200K in a market like NY. So if I have a buddy who is a current Director level BD guy in NY looking for a new gig I'm either going to get excited then see the salary and go "Ohhhh, wooops, not a fit" or worse still send him your way and have it grind to a halt on comp. Or worse I might know a new rockstar with a year or two experience but never think of them for this because you're looking for a Director level person.
Plus uncapped commission doesn't hurt (especially if you're confident you can close deals) and this position, in time, is definitely one that can earn a meaningful amount of equity. Anyway, just our take.
I know you're short on funds, but why not bump the salary up and set a line that this person pay for themselves in 3 months or they get cut?
Regarding the "have someone send your resume" issue, unlike some commenters, I don't really have a problem with it. I think it is kind of fun and interesting. But I suspect that they did this because they are inundated with unqualified candidates.
Here is how to solve the problem. Get on the phone and call one of the groups like Aerotek or Lucas and Assoc. These companies tend to hire young sharp people but lose them after only a couple of years. Ask the receptionist who the top performers are. Invite those people to lunch. Sell them, then let them sell you. I've done this many times. It works.
He was called, "due to feedback from someone who worked with you" and sold on a business opportunity. He'd be starting as the head of IT, etc. (This was, in fact, a reasonable position for him.) Near the end of the call he was told, "We still have another few members of the team to fill out. Can you recommend anyone for the head of finance?"
The real story is that it was all a trick. They had an applicant for head of finance. My friend was listed as a reference. The CEO knew that he'd never get an honest answer if he got a call saying, "How is so and so?" But if the reference really was good, the name he'd be looking for would be on the short list given. (In fact it was the first name given.)
I can't believe the CEO thought this was a good idea.
Well, sadly I can. There are a lot of firms that succeed in spite of their management, not because of them.
The CEO needed an honest answer to a question which people usually lie about, and got it.
For more on this topic I highly recommend reading Machiavelli's The Prince. The advice is both horrifying and effective. Figuring out why it works can be very enlightening.
We want a friend, a neighbor, a random stranger at a coffee shop, even an online buddy who’s never met before to email us about you.
How can any of the above provide an appropriate professional recommendation? It makes no sense. Sure you want someone "different" but surely the appropriate candidate wouldn't need to be instructed on how to be different.
I swear after reading this I will do everything in my power never to give a single cent to this company.
Also from their homepage: "Sweat is just fat crying".
Do people really buy this stuff? I go to the gym but I don't feel the need to check my brain at the desk on the way in.
Their site has a sense of personality and clearly people like it. You don't have to like it or give them money, but realize that many people do not hold your opinion on the site.
No specific issue with Greatist but I'm actually genuinely curious why this language works. I'm guessing demographically Greatist's readers are more likely to be intelligent and educated (that correlating with health and fitness, particularly in an organised / hobby way) and yet this language seems to be working for them despite being of low (or negative if that's how you count things that are incorrect) informational content, something you'd guess smart people might react badly to.
Based on your bio you're clearly smart, educated and super fit (or have been). How do you feel about the line "sweat is just fat crying"?
I ask because if you don't like it (and maybe you do), isn't there the possibility that this sort of thing could make better use of language rather than just going with the same old cliche's gym's always use?