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Did you find any kitten mittens among the fake products? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dhrqnDS_oU

Not only this, but also the Book To Teach Cats To Knit Kitten Mittens:

> Glue Gun For Cheese

Not military.

Just take a regular glue gun and feed a long cylindrical piece of cheese into it. It might work.

Might not. Don't try this at home.