This.

Asking a question typically leads to a handful of "shotgunned" answers. Yes, they do come immediately -- but the real story is, they are templated ("I'll fix it later, just lemme be the first to answer"), incomplete, and/or simply wrong.

A dozen explanatory comments later, the SO gun slingers finally understand the question and its implications. No, I really was NOT asking that. Neither that. Yes, that condition I mentioned in the question IS important and you cannot ignore it in your answer. You have an error there. That won't work.

And once that happens... silence falls.