Not entirely sure if this is satire or not but it's a genuine conversation that I've had with a few clients.
I call it "the spectrum of quality" conversation. I can write beautiful unit tested code that will not explode unexpectedly at 3am on a Sunday several years later...but it won't be (relatively) quick to get there.
Alternatively, I can rush through something that will have to be rewritten later and it'll only take me a few hours. Part of me dies writing that type of code but there's a time and a place for it.
You want to hit the afterburner? No problem, but there are consequences.