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I suggest you re-read the Constitution. The First Amendment protects people from any negative repercussions whatsoever resulting from their free exercise of certain kinds of speech.

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This is such an absolutely wild and demonstrably incorrect interpretation, I can only assume it's satire

I forgot that satire was dead.

Or, alternatively, you're just bad at it.

Poe’s Law. Personally I thought that might be what you were doing, but I wasn’t sure.

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