Show HN: 165k lines, 9 days, one dev I built what ICE sells to hedge funds

ICE, the company that owns the NYSE, just started selling "Reddit Signals and Sentiment" to institutional investors. Structured Reddit data for hedge fund money.

I built the same thing in 9 days. 165k lines. 6,916 tests. Zero CodeQL alerts. Yes I used AI to build it. No I'm not sorry about it.