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NYT Pitchbot: After his third lunch martini to take the edge of Adderal jitters, a New York Times columnist realizes America has a marijauna problem.

It's signed by the editorial board, made up of thirteen authors:

Maybe they're all out having boozy lunches, who knows.

There's a reason prohibition failed miserably. Humanity has a drinking problem in the age of fresh water availability.