I don't know personally how to even type ’ on my keyboard. According to find in chrome, they are both considered the same character, which is interesting.
I suspect some word processors default to one or the other, but it's becoming all too common in places like Reddit and emails.
I ended up implementing smart quotes on an internal blogging platform because I couldn’t bear "straight quotes". It’s just a few lines of code and makes my inner typography nerd twitch less.
Browsers do a form of normalization in search. It's really useful, since it means "resume" will match résumé, unless of course you disable it (in Firefox, this is the "Match Diacritics" checkbox). (Also: itʼs, it's; if you want to see it in action on those two words.)
Also, “em-dashes are something only LLMs use” comes perilously close to “huh, proper grammar, must’ve run this by a grammar checker”.
(we do this all the time; eg. a new popular saying lands in an episode of a tv show, and then other people start adopting it, even subconsciously)
(that's what Gemini would say)
RIP anyone who had a penchant for "not just x, but y" though. It's not even a go-to wording for me and I feel the need to rewrite it any time I type it out of fear it'll sound like LLMs.
I felt that. They didn’t just kidnap my boy; they massacred him.
> Over the past year, we’ve seen a shift in what Deno Deploy customers are building: platforms where users generate code with LLMs and that code runs immediately without review
This isn't a canonical use of a colon (and the dependent clause isn't even grammatical)!
> This isn’t the traditional “run untrusted plugins” problem. It’s deeper: LLM-generated code, calling external APIs with real credentials, without human review.
Another colon-offset dependent paired with the classic, "This isn't X. It's Y," that we've all grown to recognize.
> Sandboxing the compute isn’t enough. You need to control network egress and protect secrets from exfiltration.
More of the latter—this sort of thing was quite rare outside of a specific rhetorical goal of getting your reader excited about what's to come. LLMs (mis)use it everywhere.
> Deno Sandbox provides both. And when the code is ready, you can deploy it directly to Deno Deploy without rebuilding.
Good writers vary sentence length, but it's also a rhetorical strategy that LLMs use indiscriminately with no dramatic goal or tension to relieve.
'And' at the beginning of sentences is another LLM-tell.
This also follows the rule of 3s, which LLMs love, there ya go.
When I was first working toward this, I found the LA Review of Books and the London Review of Books to be helpful examples of longform, erudite writing. (edit - also recommend the old standards of The New Yorker and The Atlantic; I just wanted to highlight options with free articles).
I also recommend reading George Orwell's essay Politics and the English Language.
(Yes, I split the infinitive there, but I hate that rule.)
As you say, this is cargo cult rhetorical style. No purpose other than to look purposeful.