FACT: Wrong. Hard plastic underwear provides amazing protection and support
MYTH: 3D printers will never be able to print the Mona Lisa
FACT: Wrong again. Today you can download a 3D model for "rectangular hard plastic canvas" from the Internet, print it out using your Makerbot, and then paint the Mona Lisa on it
MYTH: 3D printers will never be able to print small, wobbly, leaky coffee cups that warp when hot beverages are poured into them, and that lacerate your lips when you attempt to drink from them
FACT: This is already possible on some of today's higher-end 3D printers
MYTH: 3D printers are useful in any way
FACT: It turns out this myth is true. Watching a 3D printer emit a hard plastic object in a color that nobody wants keeps nerds in a state of rapture that prevents them from engaging in more dangerous activities such as shooting heroin or starting actual businesses