Please don't do this here. If a post seems unfit for HN, please flag it and email us at hn@ycombinator.com so we can have a look.

Meh, I enjoyed reading it. I could be LLM-assisted but also I have a bunch of younger devs on my team who do actually write like this

You’re welcome to not like the article, and it can even be LLM-assisted, but that doesn’t mean it’s slop

I stopped reading a couple paragraphs in because it felt so mechanical and AI generated. No personality to it.

You're absolutely right!