Tesla Full Self Driving subscription to rise alongside its capabilities

Anything but the highest capability possible is unacceptable. Just ask the Highway Patrol officer with the flashing light.

Drive maximally safe: The life you save may be mine.

Smokey says: "Pay Elon or pay the court."

"I think the most profound thing is that if you buy a Tesla today, I believe you are buying an appreciating asset – not a depreciating asset." - Musk, 2019

How much would a chauffeur cost?

This article is from 2026, but it feels like it should have a 2013 tag. It’s been 13 years since Elon Musk first said SAE Level 5 was only one to three years away.

So, Elon now calls the product “supervised Full Self Driving”.

What’s next? “alloyed Pure Gold”, at only 80% of the market price for gold?

You just know Elon could announce that product, call it "GoldX" and sell millions overnight. He never seems to run out of greater fools.