Elizabeth Holmes asks President Donald Trump to let her out of prison early

Well, she can buy a pardon for $1M to DJT and $1M to Rudy Giuliani. Or has it gone up with all that inflation and dollar value decline that's not happening?

She's staying in the place where Ghislaine Maxwell is, I wonder if that could be of some help in this

She doesn't meet his "criteria" for release.

Given that Trump has a habit of pardoning criminals and fraudsters (unless they’re brown like the Somalian fraud), I fully expect him to pardon Holmes, SBF, etc. They just have to pay the bribe … I mean donate to his campaign or ballroom.

Shouldn't she be managing the FDA? Or at least the NIH?

Remember when Trump was the guy who was going to remove the crooked elites and drain the swamp?

Now is the best time in history to commit federal crimes. Just make sure you have an extra $2m for a pardon and you can do anything you want.

You could probably even pre-pay the bribe and avoid being charged altogether.