I'm stuck on MySQL because converting to postgres is hard, the tool everyone recommends (pgloader) doesn't work with current MySQL (https://github.com/dimitri/pgloader/issues/782), anyone know another way?
I know you mentioned that all you know about databases is following instructions, but maybe the folks at EDB or Percona can give you a hand.
Postgres will be around for a long time, and I think it's pretty obvious that MySQL won't.
Have you tried it doing it yourself?