I'm so very sorry. It was a silly joke which got out of hand.
I'll forgive you. After all you did help me find a job that one time.
Well in that case, why haven't you signed up?
Buy me the plane ticket and I'm there.
Seconded...
My last three "bosses" (at startup, at a dev shop, and now at Mozilla) have all been named Ben. One a Harvard PhD, another an MIT PhD. Of my career, Boston basically begat beneficial Benjamins.
This actually happened at my university, we had a dinner for 100 people, all called Tom.