Homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, claims homeschooler

This must be a spoof. These are the sort of prank letters I would write to newspapers when I was a teenager and thought myself amusing, and had just read The Henry Root Letters* (which actually were amsuing).

* http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Henry-Root-Letters/dp/0297777629

Duck types will take over the world?

Lol, In the same vein, Can homosexuality lead to super clones? No seriously, can it?

And what else floats?