The president said the reason we toppled Venezuela was for oil. We're past false pretenses. His apparatus still comes up with the false pretenses, but it seems like it's more out of habit and stemming revolution more than acting on the president's behalf.
It has enough oil and gas reserves to warrant some freedom™. People there need democracy for God's sake!
The whole meme of "America isn't a country, it's three corporations wearing a trench coat" seems to have been mostly correct, albeit that trench coat is starting to look a lot less like a modern trench coat and more like an actual Trench Coat.
The Emperor's New Trench Coat
or wmd, or poor locals need saving from chemical weapons attacks from their own govt. the funniest spin i heard was some clown trying to say that by taking greenland the us would be strengthening nato!
Speaking of wmd - there are probably secret nuclear missile bases buried under the ice...
Some say Maduro's long-lost Danish cousin lives there.
Honestly, for a "terrorist" he was treated quite nicely. You would think there would have been photos of him captured with a black eye or something but it is just a picture of him holding a water bottle. Then they made the vice-president the new president. I feel like the Prime Minister of Greenland won't be treated as nicely.
Have you seen how much white powder there is in Greenland?