How to sell Windows 8 in Japan

Let's "sell" Linux to them, shall we?

Ubuntu: -) http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/8013-bigthumbnail.... -) http://dump4free.com/preview/1/ubuntuBabeAnime_wallpaper1280...

Archlinux: -) http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/601041-bigthumbnai... -) http://somoslinuxeros.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/archlin... -) http://blog.desdelinux.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shizuk...

Linux in general: -) http://animecrowd.ru/uploads/images/b/f/f/9/237/linux_anime.... -) http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/10944-bigthumbnail... -) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BCi8KPUm4no/TOoY3mtqEMI/AAAAAAAAAG...

Fear not Linux-community, we are well prepared for fighting windows in Japan :D

Friend tells me the girls' names sound like "seven" and "eight" and they both use a kanji that also means "window." BAD PUNS.