Glad you didn't turn a blonde eye to OPs mistake. If you hadn't, I would've.

I toohave zero taller ants for eggcorns[1] in serious forums.

1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

It's the title the author, a war journalist, chose for his article. It may be a mistake of his, or, my interpretation, it may well be a wordplay, given the content he is discussing.